Saturday, December 19, 2009

Little Johnny on Tiger woods

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more
to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave.
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"


Monday, July 7, 2008

Aditya Mega City Group

Anybody who is looking out for a commnity related to Aditya Mega City, Indirapuram
can join this yahoo group for posting and getting updates on the project.

Also there are these following groups also:


Tuesday, October 16, 2007

My New Comp

Well, After coming to delhi it was really a pain to spend some good time in the evenings.. So me and my brother thought of getting a Power packed PC just for GAMING...
And we bought it finally...
A pretty descent configuration with loads of power for Xtreme Games....
ASUS Motherbord (they say its the best in market),
Intel Quad Core Processor,
Nvidia X8600 graphics Card,
TFT 19" for enhanced gaming xperince and other standard components..
Not to forget , ALL Black..
The Cabinet is quite cool..It shows the temperature and warns when the temperature inside the cabinet shoots above 40'...Its quite amazing how much thought has been put into these things since my college days 2000, when P4 was the latest in market with standard cabinets..
Well me and my brother are playing: NFSMW, GTA2, Medal of Honour and Command and Conquer...
I cant say right now , the graphics are the beat as i havent seen any of these games on other Desktops....But gaming is a real plesure...
Need to try Unreal, but will get it once i have my MTNL braodband installed at home..

Finding Home

Well, i had come to delhi with the intensions of finding a new house for us...Oh man!!! Real Estate is at its peak now...Maybe just nearing Peak...Its hell lot costly to buy a home now in and around delhi..
Have been searching for a 3BHK since past 2 months..Guess what..still searching...I have given up the hopes of finding good cheap houses in NCR..
1300 sq.ft starting at 50 lacs in noida...Hell and they bought it 2 years ago for not more than 15 lacs....Imagine..Plan to invest in property whenever i have enough money..its the best return you can get..I can bet on that..
I guess i will have to wait till the prices come down(BTW which never happens in Real Estate)..Best bet is to buy the house at whatever price u r getting now , else forget about buying the house after 2 years, when the prices will be really booming..

Friday, July 6, 2007

Bangalore Vs Delhi..

Well i am not here to compare both the cities..i am just sharing both city experiences..
Well coming to delhi was like a nightmare at first just 'cause of the weather..But volla, delhi greeted me with some showers and the pricky heat was nowhere to see after a day..
I left bangalore with such an overcast weather and chilly eve breeze...I was in love with bangalore for the weather..had i been not in my notice period i would have taken frequent leaves and lied down in my blanket for the whole day sipping my elaichi tea and asking amma to make some pakorass.. yummiieee
But delhi is not that bad..after experiencing bangalore weather for more than 2 years, it feels good in this new conditions..u sweat , drive in somewhat warm breeze in the evening, sit in front of cooler, sleep in AC. Evenings in delhi are preety great, bustling, not warm not cold, hot chicks all around. Amazingly i have noticed, 99% girls in delhi have amazing facial nose, glowing skin...they seem so picture purfect..i admit not having seen much like them in bangalore..and even if i saw one such in bangalore i bet she must be from delhi..
Miss the Leela's Barista in bangalore..Having chat with frnds till late night..watching the crowd go by..awesomely , revealingly dressed chiks (not seen many revealing dressed ones in delhi)...
I dearly miss my roommates, who were always there for chit chatting, having fun any time..dont have the same company here at will..Miss my friday night's bash...night phone calls...Bike drives...hell lot...
But now i dont have to pay my house rent,save from parties, get to drive a car, no chores at home, good food anytime, no more traffic, good roads, good weather..
But i am still struggling to get along with home habits, placing things at right place..eating at proper time..have to be wearing descent clothes all time.. god knows who may come by to meet you..get up on time..
But guess what..its are big enough now to cope with all this..
I guess there are pro's and cons of away and @ home.

Home Sweet Home

Finnaly i am Home@delhi...
Its been seven long years away from home .2000-2004 Engineering at Sikkim, 2004-22nd June 2007 Have been in Hyderabad then bangalore...
Woww what a long time away from home..
Feels good to be at home..Daily struggles for chores are now over..
Now i have so many options in my plate at Breakfast, the unthinkable ingredient of life away from home..Gone are the days of morning masala dosa ,idly sambhar, sandwiches and upma...
I have so much more to explore on this frontier....
Office lunch is quite a i dont have to broodingly get out of my seat to have those pathetic lunches....
Get back home and there comes the what a treat...
One day i went home with some Mc Veg Burgers for my siblings..And to my surprise mom had made those evergreen bread pakodas with pudina chutny...I said hell with those burgers and had those sumptious evening bread pakoda after so many years....
I love being @ Home...The thirsty parched finallyy!!!